WWE superstar Joanie “Chyna” Laurer died unexpectedly yesterday (April 20th) at the age of 45. For reasons that are totally normal, not weird or gross, Zack thought it was important that we paid tribute to Chyna. Unfortunately, we only have one way to do that at WTF, D&D, so we played the wrestling role playing game Wild…
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WTF, D&D: The Goofiest Monsters of Pathfinder’s “Bestiary 3”
Pathfinder is a role playing game based around a modified D&D 3.5 rule set. With a huge setting spanning hundreds of books, it has grown to become one of the most popular fantasy RPGs ever made. There is something for everyone. If you want to spend $15 on a 60 page book about troll hats, there…
WTF, D&D: Dark Heresy – The Lost Dog Detectives (Part II)
In the first part of our Dark Heresy adventure, Inquisitor Farael Badus tasked Steve’s veteran Imperial Guardsman Icarus Toughman with unraveling the mystery of a planetary governor’s missing pet. Accompanied by Adeptus Arbites dominatrix Animae Fabuloso, Icarus found hedonism reigning in the upper hive and an imposter of the pet left behind. The governor’s aide,…
WTF, D&D: Dark Heresy – The Lost Dog Detectives
It is the 41st Millenium. A time of fire and skulls and, for some reason, orks. The Imperium of Man faces insidious threats from the forces of Chaos. These evil gods live in another realm and corrupt the minds and bodies of mortals who serve them. Only the Holy Inquisition, and roughly 20 different branches…
WTF, D&D: Star Wars D20 – “The Death Star Plans of Naboo”
If there’s one thing you should know by now from playing Star Wars video games and watching Star Wars movies, it’s that everything revolves around the Death Star and its plans. When Lucas said the movie was about the droids, he was counting the Death Star as one big droid. Now the post-Lucas drones are making…
WTF, D&D: Stevefeld’s Hooks About Nothing for Any Setting
Real life isn’t all about destroying the lich king’s phylactery or blowing up the Matrix. If you’re looking for an evening of pure roleplaying with your gaming group, try giving them nothing to do with one of these pointless adventure hooks. Fantasy UNICORN DEAL: Reports of a unicorn in a nearby forest excite local townspeople,…
WTF, D&D: Cthulhu 90s Solo Project – Straight Out of Coptic (Part 3)
It’s 1993. Yo! MTV Raps is still on the air, Kurt Cobain is battling his own and sundry other demons in Texas, and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes is up to her eye black in Tonies. Halfway across the world, in the desolate Burrekh Mountains of Turkmenistan, Compton-based rapper Eazy-E and his faithful companion Station have…
WTF, D&D: Cthulhu 90s Solo Project – Straight Out of Coptic (Part 2)
The year is 1993. Kurt Cobain is off in the desert looking in his heart-shaped box and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes is doing some Tone-policing back in the USA. Meanwhile, Eazy-E and Station have traveled to Egypt to investigate a crashed Arcturian meteor, only to find the meteor has gone missing. Clues seem to suggest…
WTF, D&D: Cthulhu 90s Solo Project – Straight Out of Coptic
The year is 1993. Kurt Cobain is drinking ayahuasca in the desert and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes is getting Toned up. Compton-based troubadour Eazy-E is joined by the flute-playing horror Station on an expedition to investigate a meteor that has crashed in Egypt. When the meteor goes missing and a strange assassin strikes, E and his…
WTF, D&D: Steve’s Adventure Toolkit for Shadowrun Seattle Plot Hooks
Listen up, chummers! Hot on the heels of our look at the art and style of the original Shadowrun, Steve has put together some of his favorite Seattle plot hooks from years of running the shadows. Use these to drop into any Shadowrun campaign for a quick adventure or expand on them and build an…