We covered the original Magic the Gathering cards and the “Arabian Nights” set over on Something Awful, now we turn our attention to 1994’s “The Dark” expansion set. This set delved into the gloom of darkness, adding the word “shadow” before various monsters and the set included numerous goblins, witches, and bogs. The art was…
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WTF, D&D: Wild World Wrestling “Sheol in the Steel”
WWE superstar Joanie “Chyna” Laurer died unexpectedly yesterday (April 20th) at the age of 45. For reasons that are totally normal, not weird or gross, Zack thought it was important that we paid tribute to Chyna. Unfortunately, we only have one way to do that at WTF, D&D, so we played the wrestling role playing game Wild…
WTF, D&D: The Goofiest Monsters of Pathfinder’s “Bestiary 3”
Pathfinder is a role playing game based around a modified D&D 3.5 rule set. With a huge setting spanning hundreds of books, it has grown to become one of the most popular fantasy RPGs ever made. There is something for everyone. If you want to spend $15 on a 60 page book about troll hats, there…
WTF, D&D: The Dark Heresy Harrowmatrix of Castigation (Adventure Seeds)
On the surface of a dead planet, in the warrens beneath a desolate hive city long ago struck from Imperial records, sits an ancient engine of forbidden archeotech. Once activated, it will provide ten adventure seeds for the miserable agents of an Inquisitor. Oh, how they will suffer in this grim future! But the Harrowmatrix of…
WTF, D&D: Dark Heresy – The Lost Dog Detectives (Part II)
In the first part of our Dark Heresy adventure, Inquisitor Farael Badus tasked Steve’s veteran Imperial Guardsman Icarus Toughman with unraveling the mystery of a planetary governor’s missing pet. Accompanied by Adeptus Arbites dominatrix Animae Fabuloso, Icarus found hedonism reigning in the upper hive and an imposter of the pet left behind. The governor’s aide,…
WTF, D&D: Dark Heresy – The Lost Dog Detectives
It is the 41st Millenium. A time of fire and skulls and, for some reason, orks. The Imperium of Man faces insidious threats from the forces of Chaos. These evil gods live in another realm and corrupt the minds and bodies of mortals who serve them. Only the Holy Inquisition, and roughly 20 different branches…
WTF, D&D: Star Wars D20 – “The Death Star Plans of Naboo” (Part Two)
In the first installment of our saga, Sullustan space patriot and holonet personality Axel Josen, along with his protocol droid Theydon 1U2NO, ran the Trade Federation blockade surrounding Naboo in order to unravel a galactic conspiracy. He is after the plans to a super weapon being developed by the New Galactic Order. So far he…
WTF, D&D: Star Wars D20 – “The Death Star Plans of Naboo”
If there’s one thing you should know by now from playing Star Wars video games and watching Star Wars movies, it’s that everything revolves around the Death Star and its plans. When Lucas said the movie was about the droids, he was counting the Death Star as one big droid. Now the post-Lucas drones are making…
WTF, D&D: The Lamest Weapons in Rifts
Rifts is a wondrous game full of variety. There are hundreds of character classes, thousands of hit locations on skull robots, and millions of different weapons for your characters to shoot, stab, and blast at various spike-covered demon beasts. Today, we’re talking weapons. Sure, the first 80-90,000 Rifts weapons were perfectly neat from a “doodled on…
WTF, D&D: Stevefeld’s Hooks About Nothing for Any Setting
Real life isn’t all about destroying the lich king’s phylactery or blowing up the Matrix. If you’re looking for an evening of pure roleplaying with your gaming group, try giving them nothing to do with one of these pointless adventure hooks. Fantasy UNICORN DEAL: Reports of a unicorn in a nearby forest excite local townspeople,…