WTF, D&D: Steve’s Twelve Days of Riftsmas
We hope your little ones are tucked in their beds with visions of D-Bees and Ley Lines dancing in their heads. It’s almost time for Santa to arrive through a Rift! Celebrate Riftsmas with this traditional Riftsmas song from Steve.
The Twelve Days of Riftsmas
On the First Day of Riftsmas my true love gave to me…
On the Second Day of Riftsmas my true love gave to me…
…and a Psychic in an Archie.
On the Third Day of Riftsmas my true love gave to me…
…Two Glitter Boys
and a Psychic in an Archie.
On the Fourth Day of Riftsmas my true love gave to me…
…Three Slaving Splugorths
Two Glitter Boys
and a Psychic in an Archie.
On the Fifth Day of Riftsmas my true love gave to me…
…Four Mechanoid Reprints
Three Slaving Splugorths
Two Glitter Boys
and a Psychic in an Archie.
On the Sixth Day of Riftsmas my true love gave to me…
…Five R.C.C.s
Four Mechanoid Reprints
Three Slaving Splugorths
Two Glitter Boys
and a Psychic in an Archie.
On the Seventh Day of Riftsmas my true love gave to me…
…Six Squirt Guns Slaying
Five R.C.C.s
Four Mechanoid Reprints
Three Slaving Splugorths
Two Glitter Boys
and a Psychic in an Archie.
On the Eighth Day of Riftsmas my true love gave to me…
…Seven Skulls a Swimming
Six Squirt Guns Slaying
Five R.C.C.s
Four Mechanoid Reprints
Three Slaving Splugorths
Two Glitter Boys
and a Psychic in an Archie.
On the Ninth Day of Riftsmas my true love gave to me…
…Eight Juicers Juicing
Seven Skulls a Swimming
Six Squirt Guns Slaying
Five R.C.C.s
Four Mechanoid Reprints
Three Slaving Splugorths
Two Glitter Boys
and a Psychic in an Archie.
On the Tenth Day of Riftsmas my true love gave to me…
…Nine Mega Damage
Eight Juicers Juicing
Seven Skulls a Swimming
Six Squirt Guns Slaying
Five R.C.C.s
Four Mechanoid Reprints
Three Slaving Splugorths
Two Glitter Boys
and a Psychic in an Archie.
On the Eleventh Day of Riftsmas my true love gave to me…
…Ten Renegade Dog Boys
Nine Mega Damage
Eight Juicers Juicing
Seven Skulls a Swimming
Six Squirt Guns Slaying
Five R.C.C.s
Four Mechanoid Reprints
Three Slaving Splugorths
Two Glitter Boys
and a Psychic in an Archie.
On the Twelfth Day of Riftsmas my true love gave to me…
…Eleven Damage Locations
Ten Renegade Dog Boys
Nine Mega Damage
Eight Juicers Juicing
Seven Skulls a Swimming
Six Squirt Guns Slaying
Five R.C.C.s
Four Mechanoid Reprints
Three Slaving Splugorths
Two Glitter Boys
and a Psychic in an Archie.