WTF, D&D: Cthulhu ’90s Solo Project – The Toné Out of Space (Part 2)
Steve: I’m leaving the tuning fork with her. If Left Eye buys the farm then at least the research can continue on the tuning forks.
Zack: You’re going alone?
Steve: I don’t have any backup, do I?
Zack: Left Eye is part of more than one group.
Steve: TLC! How long will it take T-Boz and Chilli to show up?
Zack: You’ll be late to the show, but T-Boz has a chainsaw and Chilli has a sniper rifle, so it might be worth waiting on them.
Steve: I need the firepower. I’ll post up outside the Showbox and wait to meet up with my girls.
Zack: The venue is packed. You can hear the sounds of Tony! Toni! Tone! as they play their lesser hits. It seems like they’re building to something.
Steve: Feels Good!
Zack: Chilli rolls up on a motorcycle with her sniper rifle and her katana on her back. A minute or two later T-Boz arrives in a full suit of parti-colored SWAT armor. She pulls the starter on her chainsaw and it rips to life. “Let’s get some, girl.”
Steve: “Alright, girls, I don’t know what exactly we’re up against, but it could be real trouble. Tony! Toni! Tone! are into some cosmic space badness and I don’t know what tricks that can pull.” Looking at them real serious so they get I’m not kidding around. “Be ready for some serious evil.”
Steve: Sparking up my flamethrower.
Zack: Psssshhhhhh goes the pilot light.
Steve: We’re going to head in the back way.