WTF, D&D: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: After The Bomb (Palladium)
Zack: Somebody didn’t get the memo about appropriation for Halloween.
Steve: Now hang on, he could be 1/16th Native American horse.
Zack: Oh, man, they need to invent a radioactive ooze you can drip on someone and they slowly mutate into a Native American so when they get caught on Instagram wearing a headdress they can bust out the legit Native American heritage. And also drip it on a Native American and they mutate into a white person.
Steve: I think white people already tried mutating Indians into white people back in the 19th century.
Zack: Nothing so crass as mutagen ooze, our forebears just kidnapped children and raised them in orphanages to say the pledge of allegiance and become manual laborers.
Steve: As long as I retain my ability to fly and shoot an uzi.