WTF, D&D: Monster Manual V (3E)
Tusk Terror
Zack: Ahhhhh!! This warthog has slightly longer and curvier tusks! Ahhhh! It’s a terror!
Steve: I think they’re called that because they’re intelligent and evil.
Zack: Oh, so now everyone who is intelligent and evil is a “terror.” Steve Jobs? The Koch brothers? Raffi?
Steve: Try to tell me that villages don’t whisper in fear about Bananaphone ringing in the marshes.
Zack: “Aayyyyeeee! Ye hear it ring, ring, ring and then… nothing. Because ye be dead!”